Fannishness and stuff.

The reality is...

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

True or False. DO IT.

  • 1. had sex? yes
  • 2. bought condoms? yes
  • 3. gotten pregnant? no
  • 4. failed a class? no
  • 5. kissed a boy? yes
  • 6. kissed a girl? yes
  • 7. used a little paper bag for lunch? o_O
  • 8. had a job? yes
  • 9. slipped on ice? yes
  • 10. missed the school bus? yes
  • 11. left the house without my wallet? obviously
  • 12. bullied someone on the internet? no
  • 13. sexted? yes
  • 14. had sex in public? yes
  • 15. played on a sports team? yes
  • 16. smoked weed? yes
  • 17. smoked cigarettes? yes
  • 18. smoked a cigar? no
  • 19. drank alcohol? .yes
  • 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”? no
  • 21. been overweight? yes
  • 22. been underweight? yes
  • 23. had an eating disorder? no
  • 24. been to a wedding? yes
  • 25. made fun of someone for being fat? yes
  • 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes
  • 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight? yes
  • 28. been late for work? yes
  • 29. been late for school? yes
  • 30. kissed in the rain? yes
  • 31. showered with someone else? yes
  • 32. failed my drivers test? yes
  • 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes? yes
  • 34. been outside my home country? yes
  • 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? yes
  • 36. had lice? yes
  • 37. gotten my heart broken? no
  • 38. had a credit card? no
  • 39. been to a professional sports game? yes
  • 40. broken a bone? yes
  • 41. been unhappy about my weight? yes
  • 42. won a trophy? yes
  • 43. cut myself? yes
  • 44. had an STD? yes
  • 45. got engaged? no
  • 46. been on a diet? yes
  • 47. tried out to be on a tv show? no
  • 48. rode in a taxi? yes
  • 49. been to prom? not American
  • 50. played a drinking game? yes
  • 51. stayed up for 24 hours or more? yes
  • 52. been to a concert? yes
  • 53. had a three-some? yes
  • 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex? yes
  • 55. been in a car accident? no
  • 56. had braces? no
  • 57. learned another language? yes
  • 58. killed an animal? yes (with a car)
  • 59. been at a yard sale? yes
  • 60. been to a japanese steakhouse? yes
  • 61. wore make up? yes
  • 62. talked to someone via webcam? yes
  • 63. lost my virginity before I was 16? no
  • 64. had my wisdom teeth taken out? no
  • 65. kissed someone a different race than myself? yes
  • 66. snuck out of the house? yes
  • 67. bought porn? yes
  • 68. had a virus on my computer? yes
  • 69. had oral sex? yes
  • 70. had anal sex? yes
  • Apparently I am an excellent example. Of what exactly is yet to be seen.
sinnyo: ‘The Daily Mail on typical form.’ Fail.

sinnyo:

‘The Daily Mail on typical form.’

Fail.

burningcarousel: “I’m not ashamed to dress ‘like a woman’ because I don’t think it’s shameful to be a woman.” - Iggy Pop Iggy Pop is such a bad ass. There’s an interview I watched where his manager talked about having to bail him out of jail. The manager shows up and Iggy is drunk, disorderly, and wearing a dress. His manager asked “Ig, why are you wearing a woman’s dress?” and Iggy replied “I beg to differ, this is a man’s dress.” It’s like Eddie Izzard says - ‘They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.’ always and forever reblog

burningcarousel:

“I’m not ashamed to dress ‘like a woman’ because I don’t think it’s shameful to be a woman.” - Iggy Pop

Iggy Pop is such a bad ass. There’s an interview I watched where his manager talked about having to bail him out of jail. The manager shows up and Iggy is drunk, disorderly, and wearing a dress. His manager asked “Ig, why are you wearing a woman’s dress?” and Iggy replied “I beg to differ, this is a man’s dress.”

It’s like Eddie Izzard says - ‘They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.’

always and forever reblog

(via aikainkauna)